1. (Source: lechedemipalo, via randomghost)

     

  2. (Source: chicquelo, via otakugangsta)

     

  3. (Source: notjustanarmor)

     

  4. (via rhory)

     

  5. (Source: efedra, via elli-ie)

     


  6. Before you post something on tumblr, decide whether anyone cares about that or not. Then remember your opinion is more important, and post it anyway. The flak will fall away. The righteousness will stick.

     


  7. All you motherfuckers think I’m joking, but my best friend makes an absolute ass out of himself every time Djemba Djemba comes on, and that’s a fat ass part of why he’s my best friend.

    Learn it or lose it.

     

  8. Preparing all my facebook friends for the gauntlet I’ll be putting them through.

     

  9. Yes! It’s called Frostburn, it’s a sword my dad made after I broke one I got from a renaissance festival and was very sad about it. It’s one of my very favorite possessions. 

     


  10. People who can’t handle their drink act like it’s a personality quirk.

    False. Try harder.